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SOUTH PHILLY // GHETTO TECH DIVISION

HUMAN HANDS. ARTIFICIAL ATTITUDE.

RIGS. REPAIRS.
WEIRD SHIT.

Custom computers. Controller surgery. Scooter diagnostics. Electronics repair. Smart-space sorcery. One-off inventions for people who refuse to settle for factory settings.

Varnok and SASHA's Tech Emporium. Human hands, artificial attitude. Industrial reinforcement by Teewah.BUILT
IN
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INDUSTRIAL REINFORCEMENT BYTEEWAH
WELDED // TESTED // OVERBUILT
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YOU BREAK IT — WE MAKE IT BETTER BUILT IN THE 215 HUMAN HANDS — ARTIFICIAL ATTITUDE GHETTO TECH WITH GROWN-UP HARDWARE

OFF THE BENCH // NO BULLSHIT

TECH WITH
TEETH.

We make machines that perform, survive, and look like they escaped from a very expensive villain’s lair.

// 01

Custom Command Rigs

Build paths, complete parts menus, and bespoke finishes.

EXPLORE
// 02

Repairs, Mods & Fabrication

Computers, scooters, controllers, electronics, mystery failures, and welded solutions.

EXPLORE
// 03

Smart Space Systems

Lighting, audio, automation, and installation plans.

EXPLORE

THE WORKSHOP

BRING THE WEIRD ONE.

PCs, scooters, controllers, phones, obsolete electronics, mystery cables, and the “nobody manufactures that part” thing. That’s where we start having fun.

COMPUTERSELECTRONICSSCOOTERSCONTROLLERSMODSWELDINGONE-OFFS
01SchemeTell us what it needs to do.
02EngineerWe design the beautiful overkill.
03ConquerYou leave with the better version.

THE CREW // THREE-PERSON PROBLEM

WE DON’T JUST FIX IT.
WE MAKE IT BETTER.

Human hands, artificial attitude, and industrial reinforcement operating from the same deeply questionable workbench.

Varnok, S.A.S.H.A., and Teewah repairing electronics and fabricating custom hardware in the Tech Emporium workshop
THE EMPORIUM IN ITS NATURAL HABITAT // SPARKS MEAN WE’RE ON THE RIGHT TRACK
01

VARNOK

Human Hands // Bench Operations

“I make broken electronics confess.”
02

S.A.S.H.A.

Artificial Attitude // Diagnostics

“I find the problems you didn’t know existed.”
03

TEEWAH

Industrial Reinforcement

“I build the shit they don’t make.”

OPEN A WORK ORDER

GOT A TECH PROBLEM
WORTH CONQUERING?

Tell us what’s broken, what you want built, or what everyone else told you was “too much.”

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